BOYS BOYS BOYS ;p

If you praise him, he act like he doesn't care
If you don't, he feels you are not sweet enough
If you are dressed up, he is afraid you will be wooed by other boys
If you don't, he says you floppy
If you show signs of jealousy, he says you are immature
If you don't, he think you abnormal.
If you agree all to all he says, he is being manipulative
If you don't, he claims that you do not understand
If you treat him good, he thinks you are plotting some tactics
If you don't, he says you are lacking ethics
If you call him often, he thinks it is boring
If you don't, he says you don't love him again
If you stare at another boy, he accuse you of flirting
If he stares at another girl, he says he just admiring
If you are a minute late, he pulls a long face
If he is late, he gives thousand of excuses
If you hangs out with another boy, he accuses you double-crossing
If he hangs with another girl, he is just socialize
If he talks, he wants you to listen
If you listen, he wants you to talk.

wtf ?